quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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Failure By Design

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chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

Amy

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f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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